Went swimming at Camp Spencer today and saw some cool bathing suits. Most were bought at J.C. Penny and looked better and prettier on the women there than the teal blue bikinis I've seen on the covers of People Magazine for the last several weeks.
Valery Bertinelli and the Sabrina Witch star......I know I'm supposed to admire you for losing the weight, and I do , I really do.....but there's something to be said for a middle-aged woman with tanned Raphael curves willing to bare her cellulite for all the world to see with no shame and embarrassment. There is really something sexy about that......by the way the new suits for women like me have halter tops and boy shorts, and skirts.....I'm so excited to be fat this year so I can buy them........
People magazine editors, if you're reading this blog, would you post a middle-aged star such as Richard Gere or Arnold Schwarznegger in his skivvies please, munching on some huge bag of cheetos or cheezits?
And Kristie Allie, if you want to be overweight, it's okay by me, but please quit wearing those sleeveless, shapeless Target dresses......too unflattering...... May I suggest something along these lines?
Valery Bertinelli and the Sabrina Witch star......I know I'm supposed to admire you for losing the weight, and I do , I really do.....but there's something to be said for a middle-aged woman with tanned Raphael curves willing to bare her cellulite for all the world to see with no shame and embarrassment. There is really something sexy about that......by the way the new suits for women like me have halter tops and boy shorts, and skirts.....I'm so excited to be fat this year so I can buy them........
People magazine editors, if you're reading this blog, would you post a middle-aged star such as Richard Gere or Arnold Schwarznegger in his skivvies please, munching on some huge bag of cheetos or cheezits?
And Kristie Allie, if you want to be overweight, it's okay by me, but please quit wearing those sleeveless, shapeless Target dresses......too unflattering...... May I suggest something along these lines?
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